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April 8th, 2014

In The Management Class

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  • He Cam At Night

    He came at night,
    explored my body,
    got on top of me,
    touched me, he bit,
    sucked, swallowed,
    when he was satisfied,
    he left, i was hurt,
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    BLOODY… MOSQUITO !!!!
  • In The Management Class-English Double Meaning SMS

    Boy1: Meet my Wife Tina.
    Boy2: Oh! I know her.
    Boy1: How?
    Boy2: We were caught sleeping together.
    Boy1: What the Hell…
    Boy2: Two years ago, In the Management Class.
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  • Now Open Your

  • A beautiful girl goes to Professor

  • A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
    and
    say
    that i will do anything to pass in the exams
    and professor says
    NOW OPEN YOUR
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    Books And Study
  • So Sorry

    Over Smart
    At a dance party Boy: will you dance with me?
    Girl: mai bachay ke sath nhi nachti.
    Boy: So Sorry..
    Mujhe pata nhi ke aap pregnant hein.
  • Lovers Went To See-Naughty Jokes

    2 Lovers Went 2 c film
    a mosquito enters into boy’s pent
    .
    n guess Where it bites?
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    Naughty mind,
    alWays think bad!
    .
    it bites on . .
    .
    Girl’s hand…
  • Want A Kiss – Misleading SMS Jokes

    Want A KISS
    Plz KISS Me
    Jaldi Koi B Nai Hai
    Foran Karo
    Jaldi Karo Na
    K
    I
    S
    S
    U Know KISS
    Means
    K-Koi
    I-Intresting
    S-SMS
    S-Send Karo
    So
    KISS Me!!
  • Look at my figure – Misleading SMS jokes

    Diagram in book was not clear..
    So,madam drew diagram on blackboard and announced..
    “Don‘t look at Book Figure, Look at my Figure!“
  • The Beauty of English-Double Meaning SMS

    The beauty of english!
    Have u ever noticed dat deleting 1 word after da other in a sentence can lead 2 a story??
    For example:
    Oh john plz dnt touch me at all!
    Oh john plz dnt touch me at!
    Oh john plz dnt touch me!
    Oh john plz dnt touch!
    Oh john plz dnt!
    Oh john plz!
    Oh john!
    Oh
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April 8th, 2014

is Best Practice

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  •  is Best Practice

    “Kissing is best practice for lips’
    “It keeps the lips”
    wet,
    soft,
    flexible,
    and,
    reddish pink,
    so always keep kissing’
    to
    “SWEET CHILDRN
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April 8th, 2014

In Which Situation

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  • In Which Situation

    In Which Situation, Do Men Start Sweating
    In 10 Mins & Women Want To Go ON & ON & ON?
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    Think..
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    Think..
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    Ans is SHOPPING!
    God Bless Your Naughty Mind!
  • Moon Said To Me

    MOON SAID TO ME:
    .
    “If ur friends are not missing u then y dont u leave ur friends?”
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    I LO0KED UP
    AT THE MOON & SAID
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    “Chal ganjay apna kam kar”
  • On My Bed- SMS Jokes

    I Wish You Were Here
    In My Room
    On My Bed
    With The Lights Off
    Under The Blanket
    And I Will Show You My….
    New Watch! It Glows In The Dark.
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