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Ek Larki Ki Shadi Thi – Petrol Load Shedding Funny SMS

Ek Larki Ki Shadi Thi

Saray Mehman Aa Chukay Thay

Barat Ka Intezar Tha

Raat K 1 Baj Gay Barat Nahi Ay

Mehman Janay Lagay

2 Baj Gay Larki Ki Maa Sadmay Se Behosh Ho Gai

3 Baj Gay Larki K Baap Ko Tension Ki Waja Se Heart Attach Ho Gia

Aakhir 4 Bjay Aik Admi Bhaagta Howa Shadi Walay Tent Mein Dakhil Howa

Aur Teez Awaz Mein Chilaya

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Mubarak Ho

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” Dulhay Ki Car Ko Petrol Mil Gia

Wo Aaraha Hay ! “

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Ek Larki Ki Shadi Thi – Petrol Load Shedding Funny SMS

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Load Shedding Funny SMS 2013 2014 | Woh Milta tha Funny Messages 2013

Load Shedding Funny SMS Collection 2013 | Woh Milta tha Funny and Cool Messages 2014

  • Teacher Batao woh kya cheez hai – Funny SMS Jokes

    Teacher: Batao woh kya cheez hai jisay tum roz dekh to saktay ho, Par Torr nahi saktay??
    Student: Miss Aapka Muun.
  • Thanks God My Husband is Safe – Adult SMS Jokes

    A pregnant lady went to an Astrologer.
    Astrologer: When u deliver a baby,
    Baby‘s father will die.
    Lady: Thank god! My husband is safe.
  • The First one was a duck – Adult SMS

    A man made a call to hospital to Inquire about his Pregnant Wife
    But the call went to a cricket stadium
    He asked what is the condition
    He died after what he heard…
    “7 Are already out
    3 More will be out hopefully by lunch
    The first one was a duck!”
  • Assalam-o-Alaikum – Urdu Funny SMS

    Assalam-o-Alaikum!!!
    Karachi aur uske Mazafaat main,
    Light janay ka waqt hua jata hai.
    Baqi log apny Maqami waqt k mutaabiq,
    K.E.S.C. Walon ko Gaaliyan den.
  • Breaking News – Urdu Funny SMS

    Braking News!!!
    Karachi main Al-Asif pe Operation chal raha hai.
    Please apnay gharon main rahen.
    Kuch dair baad pata chalega.
    K Larka hua hai, Ya Larki.
  • Faraz ki bharpoor kaamyabi k bad – Faraz SMS

    Faraz ki bharpoor kaamyabi k baad,
    Ab pesh hai Faraz ki chhoti behen Farzana:
    In Baarishon se dosti achi nahi Farzaana,
    Besharam hai Zamaana, Chalo ab ghar main Nahaana.
  • Mujhse chand keh raha tha – Urdu Funny SMS

    Mujhse chand keh raha tha.
    Tumharay doston ne tumko bhula diya hai.
    Maine muskura k jawab diya.
    “Nahin Package Khatam ho gaya hoga.”
  • Woh Milta tha – Zardari SMS Jokes

    Woh milta tha to kehta tha k Daaku Banonga Faraz.
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    Haalat-e-Zindagi ne Usay Sadr-e-Pakistan bana diya.
  • Exam k din itni jaldi kiyun atay hain – Funny SMS

    Exam k din itni jaldi kiyun aatay hain,
    Hum in say jaldi koufzada hojatay hain,
    Kash yay zindagi maen aik dafa hi aatay,
    Takay hum bhi aik hi dafa pass hoay hotay!
  • Main B Mulk Ka Naam Roshan – Load Shedding SMS

    Main B Mulk Ka Naam Roshan
    Krna Chata Tha “Pappu”
    Magar Load Shaiding Ki
    Waja Se Kr Na Saka…

Load Shedding Funny SMS 2103 2014 | Woh Milta tha Funny Messages 2013

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The Mummy Returns English Funny SMS – Titanic Funny SMS

The Mummy Returns Funny SMS – Love + Friendship Funny SMS
  • The Ultimate Truth-English Funny SMS

    The Ultimate Truth Of Life Is That..
    “SUCCESS ALWAYS KISSES U IN PRIVATE”
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    “FAILURE ALWAYS F_CKS YOU IN PUBLIC”..!!
  • The Mummy Returns-English Funny SMS

    Love+ship= Titanic
    Dinosar+Forest= Jurasic park
    Arnold+Gun= Terminator
    U+ur smile= The mummy returns
  • Qadam Qadam Par-Mazahiya SHayari

    Qadam Qadam par ek Naik kaam karta hon.
    Mawaliyon ka Barra ehtiraam karta hon.
    Dekhta hon jahan Gold Leaf ki dukaan.
    Us dukaan ko jhuk k salaam karta hon.
  • Darra Darra Ke Geo-Urdu Funny SMS

    New Budget
    Kal se 1 SMS Rs.5+Tax aur Call Rs.9+Tax per minute.
    Tamam SMS aur Night Packages khatam ho gaye hain.
    Logon ko Darra Darra k Geo.
  • Memon Ka Rupya-Urdu Funny SMS

    Memon ka 1 Rupya chhat se gir gaya.
    Woh jaldi se neeche aaya to dekha Rupya nahi mila.
    Kyon???
    Kyon k Memon Rupiye se pehle neeche pohanch gaya tha.
  • X Kuze Me-Load Shedding Funny SMS

    X Kuze Me
    Apne Haath Uppar Utao
    Ab Dono Haath Jor Lo
    Ok
    Ab Apni Aankhain Band Karo
    Aur
    Sachey Dil Se Dua Karo
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    “Ya ALLAH Humari Light Aa Jaye …”
  • Gola Phenk Donga-Family SMS Jokes

    Beta: Mama bara ho kar Pilot banoga.
    Mom: Mjhy kese pata chalega k ye mere betay ka Jahaaz hai?
    Beta: Main guzartay waqt apny ghar pe Gola phenk donga..
  • Dagh to Chala Jayega-Urdu Funny SMS

    Abba ne beti ko date martay huye pakar liye:
    Baap: Beti tumne Khandaan ki izzat pe dagh laga diya.
    Beti (Muskuratay huye): Dagh to chala jayega, Par ye waqt nahi aayga.
  • Team West indies -Urdu Funny SMS

    Team: West indies
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    Name: Chanderpaul
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    Sistr nme: Thermapol
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    wife nme: Panadol
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    daughtr nme: Baby doll
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    son’s nme: Capsol
  • Andhera Kitna Suhana Hai-Load Shedding SMS Jokes

    Dekho Andhera
    Kitna Suhana Hai,
    Load Shading Ka Zamana He,
    Kar Do Ek
    Aacha SmS Rawana,
    Balance Bacha K Kya “UPS” lagwana hai.

The Mummy Returns English Funny SMS – Titanic Funny SMS

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