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April Fool Jokes | Pathan AprilFool Funny SMS 2014

Pathan April Fool Funny Messages | Pathan AprilFool Jokes 2014 2014

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Dost Pathan se: APRIL FOOL manaya?
Pathan: Haan
Dost: kis kay sath or kaisy?
Pathan: BiVi kay sath. Hum ne 3 bar Talaq dia Jab wo preshan hua tu hum bola: APRIL FOOL, APRIL FOOL.

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Message In English

N April, we cannot see sunflowers in France

So we might say the sunflowers do not exist

But the local farmers have already planted thousands of seeds

And when they look at the bare hills

They may be able to see the sunflowers already

The sunflowers are there

They lack only the conditions of sun, heat, rain and July

Just because we cannot see them does not mean that they do not exist

Pathan April Fool Jokes – Pathan AprilFool Funny SMS 2014

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Bio Practical | Examiner And Pathan Funny SMS

In Bio Practical:

Examiner: Tell Me The Name Of This Bird By Seeing It’s Legs Only?

Sardar: I Don’t Know

Examiner: You Are Failed, What’s Your Name?

Sardar: See My Legs And Tell My Name 😀 😛 Geo Sardar

Bio Practical | Examiner And Pathan Funny SMS

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2013 But No Story Pathan Funny SMS – Pathano Ne Phir Funny SMS 2013

But No Story – Pathan Funny SMS

  • But No Story-Pathan SMS Jokes

  • 1 PATHAN library me 2-3 ghante 1 book parhne k bad bola:
    So boring, so many characters But no story!
    .
    Then librarian said:
    O Akhrot!
    This is a Telephone directory
  • Audience Was Pathan-Phatan SMS Jokes

    Question to Pathan:
    In which state river Ravi flows?
    Pathan:
    Liquid State
    Audience clapped
    Man was shocked
    Turned behind
    And
    found whole Audience was Pathan
  • Pathano Ne Phir

    Pathano ne phir Phadda daal dya hai
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    .
    .
    .
    Kehte hai k 14 August “SAUDIA” k saath manaein gey….
  • Aaj Se Too Manager – Pathan Sexy Jokes

    Pathan ka promotion clerk se barh kar manager ka ho gaya,ghar aa kar wife ko naye andaz se bataya, wife behosh,
    .
    he said “Aaj se too Manager k sath soy gi”
  • Pressure Cooker Kharida – Pathan Funny SMS

    1 pathan ne pressure cooker kharida.aur dosrey din wapis krwane aaya.
    Shopkeeper! Kiya hua?
    Pathan: yar ghar me jawan betiyan hen aur ye sala sitiyan marta hai.
  • Dekha To Pathan – Sexy Pathan Jokes

    Dur Se Dekha To Pathan
    Nangga Khara Tha…….
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    .
    .
    or
    .
    .
    or
    .
    .
    Or Kya?
    Pass Jane Ka Sawal Hi
    Paida Nahi Hota………
  • Shadi Ke Joray – Pathan SMS Jokes

    Pathan:
    Yara ye shadi k joray kahan bante hain?
    Sardar:
    Asman pe.
    Pathan:
    UF KHUDAYA
    bohat bara ghalti ho gaya
    sardar:
    Kya hua?
    Pathan:
    Hum to
    Darzi ko dy aaya
  • Chhilkay Samait Keila – Pathan SMS Jokes

    1 Pathan Chhilkay Sameet Kella Kha Raha Tha:
    Kisi ne Usko Toka…
    Isko Chheel to Lo..
    Pathan: Cheelnay ki Kya Zaroorat Hai.
    Humko Maloom Hai, Iske Andar Kaila Hai..
  • Pathan Was Kissing-Pathan SMS Jokes

    PATHAN Was kissing a girl inside a car.
    POLICEMAN:Kia kar rahe ho…??
    PATHAN: nazar nae a raha…-;
    POLICEMAN:Mera number kab ae ga?
    PATHAN:Is larki k bad.
    AÖo
  • Bahot Pareshan Hai-Pathan SMS Jokes

    Pathan: Yara Hum bohat Pareshan hai.
    Major Rohail: Kyu Khan Saab?
    Pathan: Yara Subah se koi humain,
    “Battery Low” k Naam se Miss Bell de rha hai

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Decent Message In English
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Rasmalaai?
Nope!
Gulab Jaman?
Nah!
Let Me See
How Bout Jalebi?
Hm
Nope!
Damn!
Still Cant Find
Anything As Sweet
As You.
Happy Raksha Bandhan

2013 But No Story Pathan Funny SMS – Pathano Ne Phir Funny SMS 2013

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Naswar Cola-Pathan Funny SMS

Pathan Betay Se-Pathan Funny SMS

  • Naswar Cola-Pathan Funny SMS

  • Pathan ne Major Rohail ko dawat pr bulaya
    Major Rohail khana dekh kr bhag gya
    Kyu?
    Khana:
    Naswar Pulao
    Naswar Karahi
    Sweet Dish:
    Naswar Halwa
    Drink:
    Naswar Cola
  • Pathan Betay Se-Pathan Funny SMS

    Pathan batey se:
    beta doodh pi Lo
    beta:no dady
    mujhe nai pina
    pathan:beta doodh nai pio ge to baday kaise hogey? Read More…
  • Ankhain Band Karny-Sardar Pathan JOkes

    Pathan: Mujay tu ankhain band krny par b dikhai daita hay.
    Sardar: Acha!….
    kya dikhai daita hay?….
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    .
    Pathan: ANDHERA!,,,
  • Pathan Ne Sex-Pathan SMS Jokes

    Ek pthan ne sex krne ka sara intzam kr lya
    Tail laya.
    Sathi laya.
    Roi laya.
    Bed pe phol dalay.
    Ksi ne pocha ks ka intzar hai.
    Khan bola
    Bus ye bacha sms prh le.
  • He Became Upset-Pathan SMS Jokes

    Pathan Driving
    On The Wrong Side Of Road
    .
    He Became Upset
    .
    &
    .
    Said:
    .
    .

    SHIT

    .
    aaj phir late ho gaya
    .
    saary log wapis ja rhy hain….!!

  • Phansi Pe Latkaya-Pathan Funny SMS

    UDGE to PATHAN:
    Tumhara juram sabit ho chuka hai, kal tmhe phansi pe latkaya jae ga..
    .
    .
    PATHAN: Wo to theek hai lekn utara kab jae ga ?
  • Tou Is Ka Matlab-Pathan Funny SMS

    Judge Said To Pathan:
    Tum Per Cycle Chori Ka Ilzaam Sabit Nahi Hua
    Lihaza Tum Ko Ba-Izzat Bari Kia Jata Hai
    Pathan: Tou Is Ka Matlab K Main Cycle Rakh Loon.
  • Pathan Aur Aladin Ka Chragh

    Pathan Ko Rasty Mei Aladin ka Chragh Mila.
    Ragra To 1 Jin nikla or Kaha K Wo Uss Ki 3 wishes Pori Kray Ga
    .
    Pathaan: Hum Ko Aisa Naswaar Do Jo kabi Khatam Na Ho.
    .
    1 Naswar Ka Pckt A Gya Pathan Nay Thori Si Nswar Nikali To Utni Naswar
    or Aa Gayee.
    .
    Jin: Baaki 2 wìshes?
    .
    Pathaan: Aisa 2 Packet or Laa Do.
  • I Miss You

    Teacher: What is meant by
    “I MISS YOU”
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    Pathan: Is ka matlab hai
    “Mein Tumhari Miss Hon!”
  • Chup Ke Mobile Pe-Pathan Funny SMS

    Pathan Kone Me Chup K Mobile Pe Kisi Se Ahista Se Bat Kr raha Tha
    Aadmi:Khan Sahab Larki Se Baten Kr rahe Ho
    Pathan:Khuda Ka Qasam Larki Nahi
    Mangetar Hai.

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Message In English Language
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Brothers are like streetlights along the road,

they don’t make distance any shorter but they light up the path and make the walk worthwhile

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You Are So Cute

And Adorable

Can’t Help

Forming A

Relationship With You

Please

Accept Me

As Your

Dearest And

Sweetest Behna

Happy Raksha Bandhan

Naswar Cola Pathan Funny SMS – Pathan Betay Se Funny SMS

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