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Sirf Horn Baja Ke – Pathan Funny SMS

Pathan Was Translating-Pathan Funny SMS

  • Sirf Horn Baja Ke – Pathan Sexy SMS

  • Pathan: Agar mai tmharay Breast daba kr bhaq
    Jaon to tum kia socho gi.
    Punjaban: Mein sochongi k aik pagal jo pori
    Car chala sakta tha sirf Horn bja k bhag gya.
  • Pathan Was Translating – Pathan Funny SMS

    An English Officer was announcing and Pathan was translating:
    O People
    “A Zamtalaqo”
    It is announced hardly
    Read More Visit Home Page 😀
  • Translate into English – Pathan Funny SMS

    Translate into english.
    “wo meri nawasi hai”.
    Pathan:
    “She is my
    Eighty Nine”.
  • Pathan to 2nd Pathan-Pathan SMS Jokes

    Pathan to 2nd Pathan: Yaar koi aisa Gift bata jo teri bhabhi k seedha Dil par lagay.
    2nd Pathan: Goli maar day.
  • Pathan Aur Naswar-Pathan Funny SMS

    Dunya main woh kon si 2 cheezen hain jo ek doosray k baghair nahi reh saktin? Aur dono bekaar hain?
    Socho
    Aur Socho
    Pathan aur Naswaar.
  • Pathan Aaj Mene Rs 5000 – Pathan SMS Jokes

    Pathan: Aaj mene Rs.5000 ka Easyload krvaya, aur sab dosto/family ko SMS kr dye.
    Major Rohail: Kyu?
    Phatan: O G sunna hy ab SMS per 20 pyse Tax lagne wala hy.
  • 1 Pathan Bete K Sath – Pathan SMS Jokes

    1 pathan bete k sath lakryan katne jangal gaya wapsi me rasta bhol gaya
    pathan ghuse se bete ko marne laga or bola kambhakt me to rasta bhol gaya hon tu to ghar ja.
  • Police Officer Goes to – Pathan SMS Jokes

    Police officer goes to poultry farm
    Oficer: tum murgi ko kia khilate ho?
    Pathan: bajra Oficer: ghalat food! Pakar lo ise!
    Oficer to 2nd pathan: tum kia khilate ho?Pathan: chawal
    Read More…
  • Pathan Roz Kitchen Mein – Pathan Funny SMS

    Pathan roz kitchen mein jata,
    cheni ka daba kholta aur band kr deta.
    Why? GUESS ?Q K
    Dr. Ne kha tha k apni “SUGAR” roz check krte rhna.

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Message In English
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Movies of college life:
Classes = Kabhi Kabhi
Attendance = Hera Pheri
Class Room = No Entry
Teacher = Khiladi 420
Vacation = Masti
Exam = Evil Dead
Examiner = Don
Friends During Paper = Hum Aap k Hain Koun
Viva = Encounter
Course = Godzilla
Exam Time = Qyamat Se Qyamat Tak
Cheating = Lagay Raho Munna Bhai
Question Paper = Ek Paheli
Answer Paper = Kora Kaghaz
Marking

  • Pathan Ne Ghar Chori – Pathan SMS Jokes

    Pathan Ne Ek Ghar Chori Ki,
    Sab Kuch Lutne K Bad Jayenamaz Bi Utha Li ..
    Malik Bola Ye Jaynamaz To Chor Jao
    Pathan: Khocha Hum Tum Ko Kia Kafar Nazar Ata Hai
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Class Main Jo Beghairat Hay Wo Khara Ho Jay Funny SMS – Teacher aur Student Urdu Funny Jokes

Class Main Jo Beghairat Hay Wo Khara Ho Jay Funny SMS – Teacher aur Student English Funny Jokes

Class Main Jo Beghairat Hay Wo Khara Ho Jay Urdu Joke – Teacher aur Student Funny Urdu Jokes

Teacher: Class main jo beghairat hay wo khara ho jay

Aik Student Khara ho gaya

Teacher: Tm Baghairat ho?

Student: Nahi Sir, Ap Akele Kharay thay to Achha Nahi laga

;-D

Teacher aur Student Urdu Funny SMS and Jokes of 2013

Latest Funny Urdu Jokes and SMS

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Teacher: Who Is The Male Of Duck?

Pathan: Frog

Teacher: Why?

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Pathan: Because Frog Is

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” MANDUCK “

Class Main Jo Beghairat Hay Wo Khara Ho Jay Funny SMS – Teacher Aur Student Urdu/English Funny Jokes

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Bio Practical | Examiner And Pathan Funny SMS

In Bio Practical:

Examiner: Tell Me The Name Of This Bird By Seeing It’s Legs Only?

Sardar: I Don’t Know

Examiner: You Are Failed, What’s Your Name?

Sardar: See My Legs And Tell My Name 😀 😛 Geo Sardar

Bio Practical | Examiner And Pathan Funny SMS

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2013 But No Story Pathan Funny SMS – Pathano Ne Phir Funny SMS 2013

But No Story – Pathan Funny SMS

  • But No Story-Pathan SMS Jokes

  • 1 PATHAN library me 2-3 ghante 1 book parhne k bad bola:
    So boring, so many characters But no story!
    .
    Then librarian said:
    O Akhrot!
    This is a Telephone directory
  • Audience Was Pathan-Phatan SMS Jokes

    Question to Pathan:
    In which state river Ravi flows?
    Pathan:
    Liquid State
    Audience clapped
    Man was shocked
    Turned behind
    And
    found whole Audience was Pathan
  • Pathano Ne Phir

    Pathano ne phir Phadda daal dya hai
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    Kehte hai k 14 August “SAUDIA” k saath manaein gey….
  • Aaj Se Too Manager – Pathan Sexy Jokes

    Pathan ka promotion clerk se barh kar manager ka ho gaya,ghar aa kar wife ko naye andaz se bataya, wife behosh,
    .
    he said “Aaj se too Manager k sath soy gi”
  • Pressure Cooker Kharida – Pathan Funny SMS

    1 pathan ne pressure cooker kharida.aur dosrey din wapis krwane aaya.
    Shopkeeper! Kiya hua?
    Pathan: yar ghar me jawan betiyan hen aur ye sala sitiyan marta hai.
  • Dekha To Pathan – Sexy Pathan Jokes

    Dur Se Dekha To Pathan
    Nangga Khara Tha…….
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    or
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    or
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    Or Kya?
    Pass Jane Ka Sawal Hi
    Paida Nahi Hota………
  • Shadi Ke Joray – Pathan SMS Jokes

    Pathan:
    Yara ye shadi k joray kahan bante hain?
    Sardar:
    Asman pe.
    Pathan:
    UF KHUDAYA
    bohat bara ghalti ho gaya
    sardar:
    Kya hua?
    Pathan:
    Hum to
    Darzi ko dy aaya
  • Chhilkay Samait Keila – Pathan SMS Jokes

    1 Pathan Chhilkay Sameet Kella Kha Raha Tha:
    Kisi ne Usko Toka…
    Isko Chheel to Lo..
    Pathan: Cheelnay ki Kya Zaroorat Hai.
    Humko Maloom Hai, Iske Andar Kaila Hai..
  • Pathan Was Kissing-Pathan SMS Jokes

    PATHAN Was kissing a girl inside a car.
    POLICEMAN:Kia kar rahe ho…??
    PATHAN: nazar nae a raha…-;
    POLICEMAN:Mera number kab ae ga?
    PATHAN:Is larki k bad.
    AÖo
  • Bahot Pareshan Hai-Pathan SMS Jokes

    Pathan: Yara Hum bohat Pareshan hai.
    Major Rohail: Kyu Khan Saab?
    Pathan: Yara Subah se koi humain,
    “Battery Low” k Naam se Miss Bell de rha hai

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Decent Message In English
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Rasmalaai?
Nope!
Gulab Jaman?
Nah!
Let Me See
How Bout Jalebi?
Hm
Nope!
Damn!
Still Cant Find
Anything As Sweet
As You.
Happy Raksha Bandhan

2013 But No Story Pathan Funny SMS – Pathano Ne Phir Funny SMS 2013

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