Did you have a nice weekend? Lindsay Lohan didn’t…
If you’ve got that Monday morning feeling (although ours has been cured with the 84 “How good was Cheryl? How mental was Whitney? How much do we love Jedward?” conversations we’ve had so far today) then just be grateful that you’re not Lindsay Lohan.
Not only was her probation order extended by a year after judges gave her a ticking off for not completing her substance abuse treatment programme, but now a new war has erupted between her crazy old parents – and it’s got so bad that apparently she’s getting a restraining order to keep her dad well away.
Here’s what Daddy Michael says: “I’m going to see the judge this week…If I can’t get a conservatorship, then I’m going to take her to an undisclosed location and get her straight. But I know I’m gonna get charged with kidnapping.”
Here’s what Mummy Dina says: “Michael Lohan needs to focus on being a parent, paying child support, of which he is six months behind, and making up for all the years he was an absentee dad. And stop going on national television talking about his children publicly.”
Honestly, it’s like something out of a bad film. Remember bad films, Lindsay? They’re those things you used to be in before you gave them up for a career in, um, fashion…